Installment #4
Chapter Eight
When we went in
on the Friday I felt as though I was getting my GCSE results. I knew I’d done
well in the bleep test and the jump test but none of us had any idea of our
results in the drop jump and the VO2max.
Sailor was taking about ten minutes to review the tests with each of us, at a
table in a corner of the canteen, while the others rotated on two courts with
hitting routines. I was last.
“Siddown,
Jolyon, son.” Sailor took some papers from a beaten up briefcase that I hadn’t
seen before. He looked unfamiliar in a pair of half moon reading glasses.
“Now, first the
overall picture.” He looked at me with his diamond eyes. “I’ll come straight to
the point. I’ve never seen anything like this. You’re a freak, son, a physical
freak. How old are you, sixteen and a half?” I nodded.
“If I saw these
in an adult with five years of conditioning under his belt I’d be impressed.
You don’t play football, do you? Stupid question. They’d be drooling over these
if you were at one of the academies. Even if ye couldn’t kick a ball. Anyway,
football’s no’ the point.
“Now,” another
pause to look at me over his half moons, “you’ve still some growing to do, if I
remember your father. What’s he, six foot?”
“Yeah, but I was
always smaller. I’m one seventy three now. Dunno what it is in feet.”
“That’s about
five eight. Some kids, especially girls, they finish their physical development
early. But I’d say ye’ve still some way to go. Strength and endurance, they’ll
both improve.
“Hold on,” he
said, “I need a coffee. You too?”
Sailor was back
a minute later with the drinks. He looked older and unexpectedly studious,
peering through his glasses as he shuffled his print outs.
“Okay, the jump
test, you know that. Forty three centimetres. A high jumper, listen to me, a
high jumper, would do better, but not by much at your age, great leg power. I
say great when we combine it with the reactivity index.” He smiled. “Did you
think the machine was electrified? You averaged 0.28 seconds contact, that’s
short, and 0.78 in the air. That’s a 2.8 result, just under. That’s high jumper
territory too: I’d expect a good high jumper to do no more than three.”
“What about the
VO2max?”
“I’m coming to
that. VO2max is something
you’re born with as much as anything. But physical activity helps. You
understand VO2max, don’t
you? It’s the rate your body can take up oxygen and use it. Anyway, you’re
lucky, son. Your result is eighty three point six. I’ve never heard of a squash
player that high. Riley’s the best I’ve had, seventy seven last year. He’s been
down a bit this year. Cross country skiers, cyclists, they tend to be best.
Miguel Indurain, heard of him?”
I shook my head.
“Great cyclist.
Spaniard. Won the Tour de France five times. He recorded ninety six,
incredible. Couch potatoes, mebbe forty five.
“But it’s not
everyone with a high VO2max
who can perform. Your lactate threshold, that’s important, too. We didn’t
measure that. Involves blood samples. Beyond your lactate threshold you go
anaerobic. Your muscle efficiency goes down and you can’t sustain the effort.
We’ve a clue to that from your bleep test. Seventeen. Seventeen, son! No one in
my group has done a seventeen, certainly not at your age.
“So what this
means, my friend,” those hard eyes again, “is that you’re under performing.”
Sailor must have
noticed the disappointment in my face.
“No, I can
understand it. It’s no’ bad. How long have you been playing?”
“A bit more than
a year, I suppose.”
“Well really,
it’s okay son, you’re over performing. Dave tells me you’ve played a lot of
tennis.”
“That’s right. I
never quite got on with it though. It ended up more my mother than me. She
wanted me to play.”
Sailor nodded.
“It had to be a racquet sport. Tennis is for poofters. In my opinion, that is.
It seems to attract spoiled brats.”
“I used to play
badminton, too. I’d play anything. I did gymnastics till I was ten. And
swimming.”
“And you must
have played football.”
“Yes, though my
prep school did more rugby. I enjoyed that.”
“Scrum half?”
“How did you
know?”
“It’s obvious.
Combination of small size and insolence.”
“Riley would
call that harassment. Child protection issue, since I’m still a minor.”
“Can it, sonny.
I want to be serious. When I say you’re under performing, what I mean is that
with your physical attributes, with a full grounding in squash, there’s no way
you shouldn’t be better. I’ve been watching you these last four weeks. You’ve
already come on but you’ve a long way to go, so-o-o far. You’re a tough little
bugger. Yer just raw.”
Sailor slowly,
deliberately finished his coffee. “The point is, son, for you,” he looked at me
again, “the sky’s the limit. Up there. It’s just down to how much you want it.
For only twelve months playing squash you’ve good racquet skills, amazing for
such a short time, far better than the average. That must be the tennis and the
badminton, and you’ve got good timing. What I think you’ll never have is
Ahmed’s wrist, or Dave’s way with a racquet. They’ve both been playing since
they could stand up. You could do with those skills. We all could. But ye don’t
need them. You can break people down.
So in the end the skills work against the player.”
“I’m not sure
about that. I’ll never be able to beat Dave.”
“We’ll come to
Dave in a minute. Have you heard of the South African, Jan Berry?”
“No, I presume
he’s a squash player.”
“Aye, he’s
currently ranked three in the world. Berry the Hatchet, they call him. The most
boring individual on the face of the planet,” he laughed, “personally and
squash wise. On court? He’s relentless. He’s short of real talent, nothing in
the way of racquet skills. But as I say, he’s relentless, a whirlwind. Anyone
who plays Jan knows they’re going to be put through it. He’s onto every ball
early, bang down the wall, volley, volley, volley; bang, bang, bang,” he made
cutting movements with his hand, “length, length, length. Nothing subtle.
Nothing fancy. You know if you’re going to beat him you’re going to have to
overcome his will. And he’s a hardboiled Afrikaner. Fancy stuff won’t beat Jan,
not by itself.”
Sailor paused
and lasered me over his glasses. “You, son, can be better than Jan Berry.”
“Me?” I didn’t
know how to react. It felt weird. What had he said, number three in the world?
“Aye, you. I
think so. And this afternoon we’re going to find out for sure.”
“This afternoon?
What do you mean?”
“Nothing fancy.
You’re going to beat Dave three nil.”
I laughed. This
was some sort of set up. It was the sort of joke Riley would make.
“Don’t laugh
son. Here’s how you’re going to do it. It’s all in the first three points. Now,
you’re a good lad. You and Dave always have fun playing. I’ve watched you.
Dave’s a good lad, too. Sure your game’s are hard. But they’re no’ serious.
Well this is where they get serious. I don’t mind how you are off court. On
court, from now on, you’re going to be an animal. I couldn’t say this to Paul,
or to Riley, or to Ahmed. I don’t need to say it to Zoë. You have to have the
physicality.” ‘Harv tae harv the phuzzicarlitay’, is more how it came out. His
accent had become more pronounced.
Sailor took off
his glasses and folded them away into a case. “This afternoon, first three
points, if you do it right, Dave will know he’s going to lose. First three
points. Or he’ll realise that it’s going to have to be a different ball game if
he’s going to win. He’s going to have to dig, dig down deep. He’s a good lad,
Dave, fantastic talent. But you can squeeze the talent out of him. Like
toothpaste. No one can squeeze what you’ve got out of you. If ye don’t want
them to, strong enough. It’s got to be the wanting. Am I making myself clear?”
“I suppose so.
But beating Dave Kemball? I don’t know.”
“That’s the last
time I hear you say that. For you, son, the world changes today, or I’m wasting
my time with you.” He looked at his watch. “One fifty three, August the
thirtieth. The world changes now today if ye want it to.” He rubbed the side of
his face, as though checking his shave.
“First, here’s
how you win. Simple. In one way it’s simple. In another way it’ll be the
hardest thing you’ve ever done. You’re Jan Berry, mark two. Only you’re worse
than Jan. Think worse than The Hatchet. From the first point yer going to
pressurise Dave, early, early, early. When yer serving, no messing around, no
wiping your hand on the wall. Straight into the service box. Ready. Serve.
Ready. Serve. Pressure. Give him the message. Pressure. After five minutes
ye’ll really be feeling it. But you can take that.” He smacked the back of his
hand on the print outs. “The tests show it. After only four weeks training.” He
looked away, “I can hardly believe it, a boy operating at that level. Dave will
be hurting too, hurting worse. But most of all, he’ll be damaged inside. You’ll
be damaging his psyche. ‘What’s got into my mate Jolyon? He’s a bloody animal
today. Oh this is hard.’ After only five minutes.
“See?”
I nodded.
“Dave’s a good
lad. He’ll fight. He’ll hit a few winners mebbe. He’ll rally, he’s no’ unfit.
And he’s quick. But as you grind, he’ll start to realise.” He made a clenched
fist gesture against his heart. “This is going to be too hard. And then the
mistakes will come. They always do in the end, if you pressurise enough. Too
hard. All those wonderful shots you’ll never be able to play? They’ll find
their way into the tin, not the nick. Then you’ll win the first game. He’ll
joke while you towel down. Because believe me, you’ll need to towel down. It’ll
be the eighteenth level in the bleep. You
won’t joke. It’ll reinforce the message. ‘This is serious. This is business. I
make this my business, my friend.’
“First three
points of the second game, same message. That’s when he’ll know for sure.
That’ll confirm it. He’s going to lose. And he’ll break. I’m telling you. He’s
a good lad, Dave, but he’s no’ got what you’ve got.”
I was shocked.
It was the intensity as much as the actual words, the way Sailor delivered the
message, his piercing eyes. I wasn’t convinced though. Dave Kemball was miles
ahead of me. I’d tried rallying with him, been there. But he was fit, too. And
he was certainly quick, getting to shots he’d no right to. He could always
absorb a hard five minutes. Then he had the skill to pull away. I’d tried going
for clean winners against him, lazy short cuts. No good those; he was simply
better at those. Once after I’d gone one game up he’d beaten me with a stream
of clean winners that went right through the next three games.
“I don’t know.”
“Well, we’ll
find out, won’t we? You do as I say, son, don’t mix it up. Just pressure.
Pressure, pressure. Berry the Hatchet. Be like Jan Berry. You’ll never beat
Dave in a game of skill. Not if you play for the next twenty years. But you’ll
beat him today if you beat him in his mind. The top two inches, that’s where
you’ll win, top two inches.
“And then if ye
beat him, no, when ye beat him, I’ll want to talk to you, on Monday. A serious
talk. Okay?”
“Okay, Sailor.”
Wow! Sailor’s
passion. I was half convinced. Not the rest of it, not Jan Berry, not three in
the world convinced, just beating Dave today convinced. Maybe I could do that.
Then it was all
happening. We were on court, three minutes into the first game, the score had
hardly moved, I was one nil down. Unbelievably, we were in the middle of only
our second rally. I’d won the toss and served. The first rally must have gone
on for two hundred, maybe two hundred and fifty shots. Eventually a backhand
volley from me had jammed out and it had been a clear penalty point to Dave. He
smiled as he went to serve.
“Phew, bit
fierce, that.”
I just looked at
him. Now into this second rally I was starting to feel the pain. There’s
nothing harder in squash than taking the ball early. More physical effort is
needed and you have less time to breathe before you’re doing it again, less
time for oxygen in, less time for carbon dioxide out. A high VO2max obviously helps, high lactate
threshold too so you don’t go anaerobic. The theory’s fine, I understood that.
The theory gives you high hopes that your opponent is feeling worse. That’s the
other side, the good side of the taking-the-ball-early equation. Your opponent
has less time to get back to the T after his last shot, and if your next shot
is tight, he has less time to pick it up. You’re pressurising him. In the
second rally I had Dave behind me, where I wanted him, volley, volley, volley.
He tried floating the ball high down the wall, but I still reached it and
volleyed it, push, push, don’t wait to take it off the back wall. Eventually
Dave only scraped a short straight shot into the middle of the court and I hit
it away easily.
Four minutes
gone.
One all.
Riley was
playing Ahmed in the next court but everyone else had come to watch us. Sailor
must have said something. There he was, staring down impassively. After fifteen
minutes, I could hardly believe it, we were no further than five all. Dave had
quickly realised I was serious, and had cut any errors out of his game. That’s
good, I thought, he’s playing my way. We exchanged the serve a couple more
times. Neither of us could establish a lead.
Then suddenly
Dave hit a succession of superb shots, including three fabulous, risky dead
nicks. Eight five to him. Not good after all. I knew it: Dave had too much
class. I remember thinking, this isn’t going to work, he’s just too good. I
looked up at Sailor. An imperceptible nod. I was feeling as bad as level
seventeen, breathing heavily, thighs painfully leaden. Come on, at least try.
He must be feeling bad too.
He was. The next
rally was a huge one, with Dave mainly behind, me mostly where I wanted to be,
in front on the T. Then crash, tin. Yesss, he’d tinned! At last. Crazy to try a
winner from back there. Hand out, me serving, six eight. Next point the same,
another unforced error from Dave. “Come on,” he shouted and wiped his hand high
on the wall. Next point the same, but it was far shorter.
And so on till
the end of the game as Dave’s effort collapsed. Game to me, eleven eight, in
about twenty minutes, eighteen of which had been the most intense continuous
squash I’d ever played.
We left the
court for a drink and to wipe away the sweat. “What was that?” Dave asked.
“That was a bit fierce.”
I didn’t reply.
Dave looked
hurt. “Okay, be like that.” He went back on court and flogged the ball angrily
down the wall until I joined him.
“Right, you’re
one up,” he said. “Bring it on.”
Yup, I thought.
And you’re going to have to do something better than the last game. And I don’t
think you can.
The second was
like the first. Dave now realised what he was up against, and he wasn’t giving
up. If anything I had to dig even deeper. The score hardly advanced for ten
minutes. The ball was incredibly hot and bouncy. Then Dave began to delay the
start of the next point. No matter how stressed I was feeling, I followed
Sailor’s prescription and moved promptly in the service box when I was hand in.
Dave in contrast would go through a rigmarole of wiping his racquet hand on the
court wall, wandering around adjusting his sweat bands, pulling up his socks
and tying his shoelaces. There was no marker and still further no referee to remind
him that, as the rules said, play had to be continuous. I wasn’t troubled,
though. I knew it meant I was getting to him, and although I was hurting
myself, I was confident of playing through it. A couple of fantastic shots from
Dave saw him to a four two lead. Come on, up the pace. Volley, volley, volley.
Then, on cue,
the mistakes started. There was another shout from Dave, “Aaahhh!” He looked
fiercely up into the lights, as though seeking help from some god, left hand
open, expostulating with the deity. I waited patiently in the service box.
There were half a dozen of Dave’s hand wipes, then the sweatbands, the socks,
the laces. It’s not going to help, mate. Volley, volley, volley. His deity
ignored him and soon Dave was well past his anaerobic threshold again, behind
me, retrieving in the back of the court.
Another couple
of minutes and I’d won the game, eleven four.
“It’s only a
practice game,” Dave said as we both took a drink.
“I’m practising
winning.”
I went back on
court to warm the ball up. I didn’t want to chat.
Dave’s
resistance lasted for one rally at the start of the third game. Admittedly it
was a long one, the usual formula, volley, volley, volley. After that he just
tried to hit nicks. One came off, and he served, but that was all. It can only
have taken two or three minutes. A final crashing tin and it was match to me,
eleven eight, eleven four, eleven one, with the score telling nothing,
absolutely nothing, of the story.
We shook hands,
and being the decent guy he was, Dave said, “Well played mate,” as though he
meant it.
The others went
to watch Riley and Ahmed’s marathon, and we joined them in the gallery. I was
done. My legs were absolutely dead. As the adrenaline slipped away my body gave
me the message I’d ignored from about the third minute of the first game: that
was the hardest physical stress I’d ever been subjected to, or subjected myself
to. All right, maybe the Redbrook steeplechase, Senior Heartbreak in the gale,
maybe that came close. The steeplechase went on for longer. But it didn’t have
the intensity of those thirty five minutes on court with Dave Kemball.
“Have you
rehydrated?” Sailor addressed both of us. “Take a protein supplement, too. And
spend at least ten minutes stretching out before you shower. And you,” he said
to me when Dave had moved away, “we’ll need to talk. After training on Monday.”
I had a big
smile from Carmen. “Well done. You were very good.” And I had a big thrill from
Zoë. She looked me directly in the eyes, itself special, and said simply,
“That’s the way you do it.” Riley on the other hand said, “What a little golden
boy.”
On the bus, with
the Pennines glowing in the late afternoon sun, Dave asked the same question as
he had after the first game.
“What was that
about, then?”
“It was Sailor.
After he’d seen the results of the gym tests, he gave me a talking to. He said
mine were good, that basically I should play at a faster pace.”
“Friggen’ hell,
faster pace. You certainly did that. You didn’t have to be so offensive about
it.”
“I think that’s
the point. The top two inches, Sailor said. Winning mentally he meant, I
think.”
Dave grinned
ruefully. “It comes across as mental. You looked as though you should have been
locked up. Mental. You’re right though. Have you heard Sailor talking about
Zoë? She’s mental.”
I was happy to
talk about Zoë, and we spent the rest of the journey discussing women who
played squash. Not from the squash angle, though.