British Army Team Begins Title Defense Against NYSquash
by Andy Garr

September 4, 2014 -This evening the stands at the National Tennis Center will be near empty as New York racquet sports fans will descend upon the Harvard and Princeton Clubs in Manhattan for the opening match in the 2014 renewal of the War of 1812 Redux Trophy. The British team, all members of the Royal Army Physical Training Corps (RAPTC) will play a combined team from the Harvard and Princeton Clubs.

The defense will consist of six matches set forth below. Controversy seems to attach to this series. As of yesterday no agreement had been reached on a tiebreaker should the matches split 3-3. The Brits are holding out for the Ryder Cup convention that allows the team that holds the trophy to retain it if there is a tie. The New Yorkers feel that the home team should have that right.

The Brits upon arrival were to disclose the location of their secret squash training facility “the Junction.”  Their director indicated that they would do so at the end of the competition.  This is a very sore point with NYSquash since recent closings have placed squash courts in short supply in New York.

The British Ambassador to the United Nations is scheduled to throw out the first ball. Mayor DiBlasio was asked to do the honors for New York, but declined muttering something about vegetables. The venerable Bryan Patterson, captain of the New York team will perform this ritual for the home team.

The British tour director has indicated that his current team is not as strong as the team that prevailed two years ago, but that their number 9 is much better than that team’s number 9.  His New York counterpart dismissed this as the British version of “trash talk” and indicated that he would not fall for it.  The veteran squash director of the Princeton Club, John Musto, will pay at the one slot for New York.  He stated that this match is more important to him than the US Open.

Here is the schedule of matches:

Thursday 9/4 combined Harvard Club/Princeton Club at both locations

Friday 9/5 Eastern Athletic Club (Brooklyn)

Saturday 9/6 combined Street and City Squash at Street Squash

Monday 9/8 Sports Club L/A

Tuesday 9/9 Westchester Squash [Mamaroneck]

Wednesday 9/10 Union League Club [includes trophy presentation]





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