Chapter 5 The Earthquake Made Me
Do it by Tom Oberdorfer
Shay
unlocked the door to his apartment anticipating that Kim would be
there. It had been a long, tough day. As he walked into the small foyer
he spied Kim lying on his used rose-colored sofa. She was a hottie even
if she was his sister.
“Hey,
K,” he said as he threw his keys onto the divot-scarred kitchen table….
“Glad to see you’re safe. Thanks for letting me know!”
“Say
what? I called you several times and couldn’t get through.”
“You
know if you need me, call the precinct.”
“Whatever….
Glad to see you’re safe too.” She rolled her face into the pillows
before mumbling, “So what was it like out there?”
Shay
walked to the refrigerator, opening it expecting to see something to
eat but knowing there was nothing there. “Want a beer?”
“Sure,
why not? We’ve been through an earthquake and I met a man, let’s drink.”
“A
man--that’s not news. You’ve done that before! But man and an
earthquake, pray tell.”
“Later.
He may come over! Must have been one hell of a day.”
‘‘Right
about that. Don’t know why they let me go tonight…. There will
probably be more bodies through the night--29 deaths and more missing.
Some died from falling structures; two were electrocuted by power
lines. And one guy drowned with handcuffs on. Puzzling! No word yet
from the medical examiner. I went to the dock and checked him out. He
must have hit hard because his face…nasty. I’ll follow up tomorrow.”
“Ugh.
I’ll take a squash ball I can drive down the wall any day over some of
your gruesome stories.”
“I
couldn’t hit the ball over and over to someone knowing the outcome each
time. No spice in that. Speaking of which…tell me about your spice man.”
“Spiceman…that’s
a cute nickname. Wonder if he would take to it.”
“What’s
his name? Does he have a record?”
“NO!
and who the fuck cares? You’re not sleeping with him.” “Alright.
Should I call him Spiceman or does he have a name that the first woman
in his life bestowed on him?”
“You
can be such a prick…. Christian.”
“You
slept with a Christian?” “Forget
it! No more!”
“Ok,
ok… sorry. Just a little comic relief after a stressful day. Yours
sounded like the best earthquake experience ever.”
A
small smile emerged from her face. “Yeah, it wasn’t bad.”
“Can
you humor me a little and tell me about Christian, seeing how he is
coming to my apartment?”
“Well,
he is very good looking and in wicked shape… Everything happened so
fast, not sure I can tell you much.”
“Really,”
he said, drawing out the “real.” “You do remember how you met him?”
“At
the club. He was watching Bethany play, who I guess is a friend of his.
I was standing there and he struck up a conversation. Well,
barely. He asked me for a drink.”
“And
K being K you said sure?”
“Not
right away. I actually put him off a bit, but when he texted me I
thought, why not? He must not be that interested in Bethany.”
“I
wish I met women like my sister, but I wish my sister wasn’t like women
I would like to meet.”
Kim’s
text buzzed. Shay took a manly chug of his beer to push his system to a
calmer state. “We
don’t need to talk much more because he’s coming over. You mind if we
stay here? My apartment is toast.”
“You
didn’t tell me that. I’ve never met the guy and you want to shack up
with him in my apartment? Pretty ballsy, K. What the fuck? Oh, why not,
it’s been a crazy day already.”
“Thanks.”
As
if on cue, Christian knocked. Kim stared meaningfully at Shay as
she headed for the door. “Treat him nicely!” She opened the door. Christian
greeted her, “Long time, no see,” and went to give her a gentle kiss. K
put her arms around his muscular frame and offered a more satisfying
welcome. “I texted from just outside your door,” Christian explained.
After
unhooking, K introduced the two men to each other. “Christian, this is
my brother, Shay.” “I
understand the earthquake was quite an event,” Shay said. Kim sent him
the ‘Don’t you dare’ look.
“Yeah,
never been through one before.”
“Nothing
like the first time for everything.”
Kim
guided Christian past her brother to the sofa in hopes of curtailing
this conversation. “You want a beer?”
“Sure.
Nice place you have here.”
“I
like it,” Shay said. “I hear you are staying tonight.”
Christian
looked at Kim and gathered himself quickly. “Thanks…appreciate that.”
He sat down on the sofa, and Kim handed him a frosty can of Pabst.
“Haven’t
had one of these in ages! Here’s to firsts.”
Cans
clicked, and Shay said, “Amen, I’m for firsts,” and winked at Kim.
“What did you do in the city before the earthquake?”
“Contractor.
Kind of a nomad in my business. And you?”
“Detective.
Been one most of my life.”
Christian
placed his can on the coffee table. “Must be interesting,
particularly today.”
“Yeah.
I couldn’t do what Kim does but I could kick her butt if she had the
balls to play me.”
Kim
did not let that line float away. “Last time you beat me was? Hmm.
Let’s see, I was 12.”
“I
told K earlier, there are nearly 30 dead and several missing, plus a
weird case where a guy drowned with handcuffs on. Pretty kinky.”
Service
training prepared Christian to deal with surprises. “For a detective,
bizarre might be interesting.”
“I
use to say, ‘Seen everything,’ then this happens and I’m like, really?”
“How
do you look into something like this?”
“Obviously
we scan the scene for signs of foul play. You’d be amazed at the stupid
mistakes criminals make. We look for prints, video cams, and witnesses,
of course. At this point, it’s the handcuffs. We don’t even know his
name.”
“I’m
with you, I’d rather be doing what you are doing than hit the squash
ball back and forth all day.” He threw a smile at Kim. “How many guys
will work this case?”
“Me
and another guy.”
Kim
tired of this conversation quickly. “Could we talk about something
else?”
“Yeah,
sure,” Christian said. “If we’re staying here, I need to go back to my
apartment on Telegraph Hill and pick up my things.”
“Yeah,
we can…”
“Don’t
think so,” Shay said. “That area’s been blocked off due to falling
debris. But, given your new relationship with my sister,” he winked at
her, “I could get you there.”
The
Service’s mock torture and interrogation training gave him the ability
to not betray his emotions. “Didn’t think of that. Never mind. I’ll
wait til the earthquake blows over.” He considered how he was
going to get back to the apartment. For now…the backpack from the
drowned handcuffed man, possible evidence against him, was in his car’s
trunk. A problem, but on the other hand he was sitting in THE
detective’s apartment, downing Pabst Blue Ribbons.