Hank was beginning to regret arriving early, as Yvette was running late. “Be there in 10” read the text he’d received 20 minutes ago. He raised a finger to get the bartender’s attention.
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At precisely the same moment Hank ordered his second scotch in McKeown’s, a couple of beers were placed in front of Pike and Kate at Elephant & Castle on Greenwich. They stopped in for drinks after a furious game at the Village. Pike’s former club position had been earned more on his accent than his playing skills, but, damn it, he was a teaching pro, and to have this young woman so thoroughly whip him had been hard to swallow. Still, she was cute and he wasn’t about to abandon his real agenda for the evening.
“Do you think I should do this?” she was asking.
Oh lord, he thinks, that’s a cue for a response. What has she been yammering on about? Let’s see… she’s got a start up position with a good clothing firm in the garment district…hates it…something about wanting to design sportswear not fancy dresses… But his mind started to wander when she talked about a girl with tattoos she’d met in the shower after their match. The mental visual was so stimulating it had distracted him. Have to say something, though…
“Do you feel you should do it, luv?” It’s amazing how smooth and reassuring his accent makes even the most evasive response sound.
“Well, April seems really cool. She invited me to come see a game Saturday.”
Game…game…oh right, “Didn’t roller derby go out with the hula hoop?” He asked, getting back on track.
“There’s been a revival. She says it isn’t phony anymore, whatever that means…look, the point is her team needs new uniforms. They don’t have a lot of money, so it would be a ton of work for virtually no pay. But if I design them and outfit a whole team, it’s something for my portfolio. You know, start getting my own street cred as a designer.”
But she was beginning to suspect Pike wasn’t really listening.
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“Sorry, I’m late,” Yvette apologized. “The asshole I work for always manages to dump some emergency in my lap just when I need to leave. But then, everything is an emergency to that guy because he is physically incapable of planning ahead. I really need a new job.”
“That makes two of us.”
“Oh, right. Sucks about the club.”
“Yep.”
“Hm. So you wanted my advice about something?”
Hank asked her to hold that thought and let the hostess know they were ready for a table. Once they’d put in their drink orders and studied the menu a bit, he decided it was time to lob the first ball.
“One thing I wanted to talk to you about does have to do with the club’s closing. I want to put together a farewell reunion event; bring back some old members…”
“Oh yeah,” she perked up, “including some of the celebs who’ve played there. Jerry mentioned it.”
“Jerry did?”
“We were talking about something else -- he wanted to know if my boss knew some developer guy -- and he mentioned your reunion idea, and how Mick Jagger had…”
“Wait, back up, you said he was asking you about a developer? Who?”
“Ah….Jerome Kucinich? I’ve heard the name but I don’t think our firm does any direct business with him.”
“Kucinich? Isn’t that the big guy Pike clocked after he was caught messing with his wife?”
“You mean the chick with the leopard prints? Her name is Kucinich.”
“I guess. The wife plays still plays at the club.”
“Yeah, Marlene, I think. Marlene Kucinich could be his wife. You didn’t notice she always wears spots? Anyway, I’ve heard some Pike stories, but not that one. He clocked him?”
Hank’s mind was trying to process this bit of news. Was Jerry looking into this guy because he was the developer planning to tear the club down? And could that mean this was all somehow a result of Pike’s philandering? Some revenge thing, maybe? Seemed a bit of a stretch.
Yvette looked concerned. “You okay?”
He assured her he was fine, and filled her in on his plans for the reunion. As he had hoped, she seemed not only open to the idea but enthusiastic about helping him track people down. He was a bit thrown that what she seemed most enthusiastic about was the idea he was thinking of actually playing in the Masters Tournament.
“I’d love to see you compete!”
“A couple of seniors slogging it out? Won’t be much fun to watch.”
“Don’t sell yourself short. I know you’ve still got moves,” and she flashed a smile that he felt to his socks.
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“So the little Yorkie is piddling on this guy’s briefcase while I’m trying to figure out which leash to pull to get him off there before the businessman notices, when this elegant grande dame -- very upper east side -- comes by walking a poodle who must have been in major heat, because every male dog I’m walking is suddenly tugging me in that direction.” Pike is in full story telling mode and Kate is enjoying both the beer and the show. “That woman was not amused.”
“The guy was probably not amused either when he noticed his briefcase was wet.”
“Fortunately, I left before he caught on.” He angled closer to her. “I do enjoy your company. Shall we keep this going?”
Her reaction was not what he’d hoped for. “Hey!” she sat up and started rummaging in her bag, “Are you busy Saturday? Want to come to April’s game with me?” She pulled out a slightly mangled postcard announcing The Wall Street Traitors vs Manhattan Mayhem. “April is on the Manhattan team. She plays under the name Spring Fever.”
“Spring Fever?”
“She was telling me they use special names. She was born in April, her name is April, so Spring Fever fits her, I guess. Interested?”
“I’m not sure about my weekend yet, but I’ve got nowhere else to be tonight,” said Pike, not one to give up easily.
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Hank and Yvette climbed into a cab to head down to the Carnegie Club for their after dinner cigar. “I think I saw my daughter climb into a cab on this very spot,” he said, confessing why he’d chosen to meet at McKeown’s. During the cab ride down to 56th Street Hank spilled the story of the painful separation and how unhelpful his ex was being. As they settled in at the Carnegie, Yvette was already laying out plans to hit up athletic clubs looking for both former members and the elusive Kate. Hank liked that she chased an idea as hard as she ran after a ball.
“Shall we have another round?” she asked, indicating their empty Scotch glasses.
“I don’t know if I should,” he replied, “I’ve got five flights of stairs to climb.”
She leveled those amazing blue eyes at him and said softly, “I have an elevator.”
So it was that in two pubs less than three miles apart, father and daughter were having almost exactly the same thought at almost exactly the same moment: Would I be making a huge mistake tonight if I go home with this person sitting across from me?
Tiger by the Tail
by Jeanne Woods
Kate arrived home with six yards of modern fabric and synthetic knits from Mood Fabrics and several samples of “smart fabrics” in a rainbow of colors, begged and borrowed from her garment district friends and contacts. She was ready to start working on uniform prototypes. Turning her key in the lock she experienced a déjà-vu chill from yesterday’s homecoming.
She had texted Marie—how do I get into apt?--and had misgivings about Marie’s response--lock not changed. better idea. bringing chi food. Marie arrived moments later with the promised Chinese take-out and two large bottles of Tsingtao, while Kate completed a nervous survey of the apartment for signs of further intrusion. Satisfied that there’d been no further mischief in their absence, she entered the kitchen where open boxes released tantalizing aromas.
“Hi Marie, thanks for getting dinner. It smells wonderful.” Was Kate’s greeting, followed by “This is truly creepy. I don’t understand why you won’t change the locks.”
“That was my first inclination,” Marie began, ”but the more I thought about it the clearer it became. I’ve given out exactly two keys since the last time I had the locks changed—one to you and one to the original dog walker, Joe. So unless you’ve given out a key or left the door unlocked…”
“I guarantee you I haven’t passed out any keys and I certainly didn’t leave the door unlocked! Jesus!” Kate interrupted as a wave of unease sweep over her. “And what’s this better idea you have?”
“I didn’t think you had,” Marie went on, “and Joe came highly recommended with a ton of references, but what about the new guy Thomas Pike? I haven’t met him. How was your squash date with him? He’s a pro, right?
“I don’t know about that guy,” Kate began. “He’s not a very good player. I shouldn’t have been able to beat him, and I probably didn’t need to beat him as badly as I did. He assured me he was ‘off his game’. We went out for drinks afterward but there wasn’t a lot of connection. He wanted me to go home with him and seemed a little disappointed when I turned him down. But, my God, he’d have to be a complete nut case to trash my drawings because I didn’t ‘put out’ on a first date.”
“I don’t know,” said Marie. “It was so specific, so directed at you, nothing else touched, no forced entry, and he does have a key. If it was our Mr. Pike he’s quite a piece of work.”
I can’t say it hadn’t crossed my mind” Kate trailed off, slowly shaking her head as piece after nasty little piece of the puzzle drifted into place. “Oh my God, he wants to go to the roller derby with me the day after tomorrow. I was already wishing I hadn’t invited him but now I’m really freaked out.”
“Deep breath, girlfriend.” Marie instructed. “Here’s my plan: I talked to my cousin--you know Artie--about all this. He and Judy have loaned me a set of nanny cams that we can set up to cover pretty much the whole place. We can watch on our computers at work when he comes for Sassy tomorrow and get a sense of just how he behaves in here. Then we can decide whether he gets a new key when we change the locks on Saturday.” After a little more convincing Kate cleared away the dinner things and the dead Tsingtaos then helped Marie set up the remote access nanny cams.
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Marie called Kate from her desk deep in the bowels of the Museum of Natural History, silently screaming “pick up! pick up! pick up!” until Kate answered. “Are you watching this?”
“I’m watching” replied a breathless Kate, who returned to a stunned silence, punctuated with sharp intakes of breath. Her heart was racing.
Pike, sporting an impressive shiner and a very fat lip, had entered the apartment. After a quick look around he went straight to the bottle of decent brandy in the pantry, taking a hearty pull on it. Sassy was under the table, pressed against the wall. He then headed for Kate’s room where he inspected the closet and opened dresser drawers, appraised the lingerie, then checked under her pillow. He gave Marie’s room a much more cursory going-over before proceeding to the collection of racquets in the hall.
He hefted and wielded them one by one, finishing with the venerable old Dunlop Maxply. Pike took it from its press and made several swings, coming perilously close to a lamp. He stopped mid-swing to answer his cell phone, “Yeah, Joe. Yeah, right. OK, OK!” He pocketed the phone, looked hard at the Dunlop and carelessly jammed it into the press.
“C’mon, Sassy, you fat little shit, it’s walkies time!” Sassy remained under the table so Pike reached down and grabbed her collar and, jerking her out of hiding, attached the leash. Both Marie and the dog gave a frightened yelp as Pike muscled Sassy out the door.
“Oh my God!” “That bastard!” “I can’t fucking believe it!” “Jesus!” was the gist of the exchange between the two young women watching powerlessly. “I feel like I’ve just watched myself being raped!” “Poor sweet little Sassy!”
They remained on the phone, cursing, crying, commiserating, oblivious to the sidelong glances each was receiving from her respective workmates. Not ten minutes later the apartment door opened again, activating the cameras. Pike stood in the doorway and removed the leash. Sassy dove back under the table as Pike replaced the leash on its hook and was gone.
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Hank was feeling optimistic about the upcoming Masters as he loped up the front steps of the club. He’d had another lovely evening and morning with Yvette, increasingly finding her bright, kind and beautiful. He’d followed this idyll with stretches, a run to Central Park for an hour of interval training around the reservoir, then a brisk run back from to the club. He felt he’d be able to hold his own in the competition at the very least. Heading into his office before his first Saturday lesson he was stunned by the sight of his trophy rackets lined up against the wall. A note was tied to the grip of the Dunlop with a white ribbon:
“Hi Dad,
It’s time for these to come back to you. I’m sorry I disappeared for so long and I’d like to see you.
Love, Kate.
PS, I’ve been using the Head Competition—hope it’s OK if I hang on to it.”
She had included her contact information at the bottom on the page.
“Yes!” he said and gave a whoop of delight. “Yes indeed!” A quick glance at his watch confirmed there wasn’t time to call her before the lesson. Hank reread the note, savoring each word, the familiar handwriting, drinking in the essence of his treasured daughter, then he bounded off to his lesson with a smile that said “today all things are possible.”
At the Office
By Pierre Bastien
Hank
leaned way back in his office chair and felt the sun on his face,
coming through the windows. Both his arms lay on the armrests of his
chair, his body completely relaxed, his eyes closed, and his chest
rising and falling slowly with each inhale and exhale.
His
office was the perfect temperature—neither too hot nor too cold. An
overhead fan pushed air on his face, little puff by little puff. He was
in the perfect comfort zone, fully relaxed, but not sleepy. He could
hear a dim white-noise whirr from his computer.
His
Saturday lesson with Jerry was about to start. Hank didn’t want to get
up from his chair just yet. Too comfortable. Jerry, God bless the man,
was bound to be brimming with ideas on how to “optimize the value of
the club.” That’s how he described it, more than once, when he’d set up
the lesson with Hank.
“What
you’re saying makes sense,” is all Hank would say. He did want to save
the club, but he just couldn’t seem to muster much enthusiasm for the
value-optimization discussion. His mind was in two places at once
really—half on a future where the club had been saved through Jerry’s
miraculous efforts, and half on a future where the club was lost, and
Hank had had to make peace with it.
Hank
wondered what he’d say to Kate when he saw her. He tried to envision
the conversation, but couldn’t get hold of it. He tried to practice a
couple of opening lines, but stopped himself. It doesn’t matter, he
supposed. However it comes out will have to do.
Hank’s
mind wandered to when Kate was four years old. She was always such a
night owl. Sometimes when she’d had trouble going to sleep, Hank would
lie in bed alongside her, a theoretically comforting presence to help
her drift off. Inevitably, Hank would crash out first, leaving young
Kate lying there awake, singing little songs to herself.
Not
only would little Kate go to bed late, she would wake up late. That was
always a logistical challenge, since Hank and his then-wife were
morning people. By the time Kate got to her teenage years, her owl-like
habits only grew more pronounced. It seemed like their schedules hardly
overlapped at all anymore.
That
was probably just one more wedge driving Kate apart from them, Hank
figured. Whatever she’s doing with her life these days, I hope it has
an 11 am start time.
Just then, Hank heard a soft knock on his office door. He sat up in his chair and opened his eyes.
“Kate!”
There she was, standing in the doorway. She was dressed in blue jeans
and long black boots, with a black overcoat wrapped around her tightly.
A white knit cap rested on top of her head, and a white scarf poked out
from under her jacket. She looked so...grown up!
Hank jumped up out of his chair and promptly whacked his kneecap on the edge of his desk.
“Oh!” shouted Kate. She stepped forward to help him, reaching out her arm, but there wasn’t much she could do.
Hank
lost his balance, spun halfway around, and hopped on the other foot a
couple of times, all while trying to grab hold of the knee that was now
sending stabbing pain signals straight up his spine. He finally put out
a hand to balance himself against the wall.
“Are you okay?” asked Kate.
“Yeah!” said Hank, wincing and smiling at the same time. “I was just trying to imagine what it’d be like when I saw you again.”
“Is this how you were thinking it would go down?” asked Kate with a laugh.
“I was imagining something a little less...painful,” said Hank. He hopped over to Kate and gave her an extended bear hug.
“I was so happy to get your note,” said Hank, smiling. “And thanks for keeping good care of the rackets.”
“Hey, I wouldn’t want to lose the proof that you took a game off Thierry Lincou.”
“GOOD,” replied Hank, putting on a straight face.
Kate seemed to remember something. Her brow furrowed.
“Is everything alright?” asked Hank.
“Sort
of,” said Kate. I just dropped the rackets off at your office and was
on my way out when I ran into someone on the street.”
Hank waited for her to continue.
“I ran into someone I didn’t want to see.”
“Who?” asked Hank.
“You might know him. His name is Pike.”
“Pike!”
Alarm bells went off in Hank’s head. He knew Pike had gotten into
trouble with his philandering ways. And the other day, his buddy Carter
from the courts at Village seemed to link Pike and Kate together. Not a
good combination.
“You didn’t want to see him?” asked Hank. “What’s wrong?”
“It’s...” Kate trailed off. “It’s kind of a long story. But when I ran into him just now, it wasn’t a good scene.”
Hank
felt his protective-father instincts coming on strong. He tried to hold
them at bay as best he could bear. It’d been months since he’d spoken
to Kate, and, instinctively, he didn’t want to rush into their same old
parent-child roles. At least, not without feeling things out first.
Finally he asked, “Do you need help?”
“Actually,
yes. Pike seemed angry with me. Like, a little crazy even. So I just
turned right around and came back into your building. I just bolted.”
Hank hugged Kate. “Alright, let’s hang out here a bit then.”
“Awesome,” said Kate. ”Thing is,” she ventured, “I’m not sure if he’s maybe still hanging out outside the building.”
Right
at that moment, Jerry popped his head into the office. “Who’s outside,”
he asked jovially, “Mick Jagger?” Jerry got serious as soon as he saw
the worried looks on Kate and Hank.
“Sorry,” said Jerry, “I shouldn’t have interrupted.”
“Your lesson!” exclaimed Hank. “Sorry, Jerry, I totally forgot. I got an unexpected visit from my daughter Kate.”
Hank turned to Kate.
“Kate,” said Hank, “meet Jerry.”
“Is everything okay?” asked Jerry. “Something wrong outside the building?”
“Hey, Jerry,” Hank said. “You remember our boy Pike?”
“Yeah,” said Jerry.
“Apparently,” said Hank carefully, “he’s causing a stir outside the building.”
After a long pause, Hank volunteered, “Maybe we should call the cops?”
”If you want to get rid of the guy,” said Jerry, glancing over at Kate, “I’ve got an even better idea.”
“What’s that?” asked Hank and Kate in unison.
“Well,” said Jerry, “let’s call Kucinich. I bet he’d love to know Pike’s exact location!”
CHAPTER 13
Kuch
By Tammy Mehmed
Jerome Kucinich sat in his New York office looking out the window on the 28th floor enjoying a strong cup of coffee with a hit of whiskey. He enjoyed Saturdays when no one else was around. Sometimes it was the only peace he could find. He was distracted by his brother-in-law’s story and how he punched the lights out of that Kiwi squash pro that had taken up with Marlene. Kucinich knew he wasn’t always around for her, but he never thought she would wander. He kept Marlene stocked in the finest clothing, jewels and beauty services a New Yorker could want. She didn’t have to work – so she enjoyed her daily workouts at the East Side Club. Marlene was the only one to call him Jerry. Everyone else addressed him as “Jerome” or “Kuch”.
His Croatian father, Alexi, immigrated shortly after World War II when so many Europeans decided to escape the uncertainties of their motherland for the American Dream. He came over with several war buddies and settled in New York. With a large Croatian population in the Meatpacking District in Manhattan it was easy for him to find a job there among some of his own people, making his transition easier. Alexi was a hard worker and quickly moved his way up the meat packing ranks. After a couple of years, he met Anna who was brought over from Germany by a wealthy family. She helped raise the family’s two children as well as cook for all of them. Alexi and Anna eventually married and began the American Dream.
Kucinich’s parents moved to the Jersey Shore in the late 60s when the Meatpacking District went through some challenging times. Alexi opened his own butcher shop and was proud of his accomplishments. He had two sons and one daughter, all of whom he put through college. The oldest son kept the family butcher shop and expanded the business to several locations including a deli. The middle daughter became a transactional lawyer and baby Jerome received an engineering degree from the New Jersey Institute of Technology.
To make ends meet during school, Kucinich worked in construction on the shore. His father had taught him the basics of construction, plumbing and electrical – all things he’d learned in the old country. So Jerome knew lots of short cuts to make things work with substandard equipment and supplies. Permits were the least of his worries – just keep it standing was his motto. He learned you could always fix it when it broke. Unfortunately, his haphazard style of old country construction didn’t always pass muster in the 21st century world of hurricanes, fires and other natural disasters, and he occasionally found himself in hot water. He was always walking the line on his inspections –but he kept inspectors fully stocked with prime cuts of meat from the butcher shop. They would show up as gift baskets at their home with no note – but the inspectors all knew where they came from. His development company, Alexian Group (a nod to his father and mother), was one that not only bought the land to develop, but also did their own construction. Kucinich had his own idea of how a building should be built -- by cutting corners he could control the product and the cost.
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Jerry, Hank and Kate discussed revealing Pike’s address to Kucinich. They felt bad about setting him up, but after Kate explained what Pike did in her apartment, her dad and Jerry were totally on board to put an end to this. As it was Saturday, they doubted that Kucinich would be in his office, but they tried anyway. If they didn’t get through, they were going to find Marlene’s “in case of emergency” numbers in the Club’s records. Jerry dialed the number he found online for Alexian, where a series of recordings moved him along the voicemail system. He typed in the letters K –U –C – I – N, when the system said “for Jerome Kucinich, press 1”. He pressed “1”. After about two rings, he heard:
“Yeh, Kucinich here.”
“Hi Jerome, I’m a member at the East Side Club, you know where your wife, Marlene, plays squash. “
“Okay, so what do you want?”
“Well, I have some information that you might be interested in. We’ve been having some problems with a pro that used to work here, a Kiwi and a real punk named Pike – you know him?”
“Maybe – what’s it to ya?” Kucinich grunted trying not to sound too interested.
Jerry continued, “Well, he’s gotten out of the squash business and fell off the grid a while ago, but he seems to have resurfaced as a dog walker and has been hitting on one of our pro’s daughter. He actually ransacked her home and is harassing her because she wouldn’t go home with him one night after drinks. Anyway, I heard you had a hard-on for him, so I thought I might bring the two of you together. I have an address for him if you’re interested.”
“Interesting. Well, I’ll take it down, you never know when it might come in handy. Go on,” rumbled Kucinich.
Jerry rattled off Pike’s address at Joe’s place which Marie had provided for Kate. He hung up with Kuchinich, with all wondering just what wheels had been set in motion.
Jerry had a shit-eating grin on his face. He loved to stir the pot and this pot was stewing now! “Hey Hank, this was much better than a lesson – make sure I don’t get charged though – okay.”
“Man, you bet. I can’t believe we actually got Kucinich on the phone. I wonder what he’s going to do.”
“He sure sounded cool – but I suppose that’s his style – he can’t let anyone read him since he’s not necessarily on the up and up,” piped Jerry. “Now to work on the state of the club – maybe Kucinich will help us, if he gets a piece of Pike.”
Hank took Kate’s hand, saying “Come on Hon, let’s get a smoothie and cruise the club until my next lesson.”
Kate was thankful that the reconciliation with her dad had required nothing more than her showing up. She had missed his touch, his kindness and just having someone take care of her. A weight was lifted from her shoulders.
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After Pike ran into Kate at the East Side Club, he knew better than to hang around. He knew she would be visiting her dad and he also didn’t want to risk running into any of those other ladies he’d had problems with last year. With his tail tucked between his legs, he headed back to the Village to numb his pain at his favorite pub, still unaware that his unsavory actions had been caught on the nanny cam. As far as he knew, he’d be walking Sassy on Monday – boy, was he in for a surprise.